old cringe sapnap oneshots

💜Unexpected secrets✨

CW: BBH's crack van

A/N Listening to Silbur Woot songs just hits different when you're really fucking sad lol

Keeping a secret is kinda hard on its own, especially when it has something to do with your appearance but it gets a thousand times easier when you only talk to your friends through a screen. Sapnap never had much trouble keeping it a secret from his friends, only Dream knew but that's because he LIVED with the guy, even then, they usually locked themselves away in their rooms so it took a while for him to figure out

Anyways, he was slightly worried about meeting up with Karl and Quackity, they were all going to be spending a week together but even that was too long. He sighed and grabbed his bags, it was only a backpack and a small carrier bag, before heading out to his car and preparing himself for the long drive ahead of him

*--*

He stepped out of the car and walked up to the door, quickly knocking on the sturdy wood three times, he heard two pairs of footsteps then the front door swung open to reveal Karl and Quackity "Hiiiiii!" He said happily as he stepped inside and hugged them both "Three out of three, we've finally done it" Quackity laughed as they walked over to the living room and sat down "Not for long" Karl replied "Plot twist, i'm actually Georgenotfound"

"Oh my god, Georgenotfound!? Didn't you get some guy in a white van to cut your stupid looking hair?" Quackity said "Indeed I did, it was Badboyhalo, he has a huge white van with no windows" Karl laughed "That's where he cooks his crack" Sapnap added "HEYYYY- how would you know?" Quackity replied

"Because he's my dealer, i'm exposing him, Badboyhalo sells me various illegal substances" Sapnap said "He also sells them to Skeppy, they do limes together in the back of the van-"

*--*

A few days passed, Karl and Quackity now knew that Sapnap was hiding something from them but they couldn't figure out what is was, he would always change the s conversation if one of them brought the topic up. It was pretty late at night and Sapnap was getting a glass of water before he went back to bed, he was only in a singlet, some simple black shorts and a pair of white socks because he thought that the other two were asleep so there was no need to smother himself in various layers

Karl had been waiting in his room to see is Sapnap would get up, he quietly opened his door and crept out to see what the ravenette was doing, turns out all he was doing was drinking a cup of water but something seemed... different

He noticed a pair of... cosplay ears and a tail?

He stepped forwards and the floorboards creaked, Sapnap whipped around with a worried look "Uhhhh- hi, Karl, how are you?" "What are you wearing?" Karl asked awkwardly, Sapnap reached up to feel his head for a moment before the ears flattened and vanished under his messy hair while his tail was hidden behind his legs "What? I don't know what you're talking about..."

"Sapnap, i'm not blind" Karl replied, folding his arms across his chest as he stared Sapnap dead in the eyes, the ravenette sighed as he set the cup down "I know..." Karl slowly walked over and stood in front of him "Why didn't you tell us, tell me?" Sapnap awkwardly gestured at his head "Well... what am I supposed to say? I've got fucking wolf traits? That's not something that I can just bring up in a regular conversation, Karl"

"Can I... feel them?" He asked, Sapnap took a moment to think before nodding, Karl hesitantly reached out and touched the top of his head, brushing his fingertips over the velvety ears, Sapnap leaned into the brief contact before Karl pulled his hand back with a half-hearted laugh "You- you've got to be messing with me, there's no way"

Sapnap shrugged "Feel free to think that, I don't really care, just don't tell anybody else" He picked his glass back up and finished off the rest of the water before setting the cup down, Karl's face was a mix of confusion and disbelief as he stared at Sapnap "Wait... you're not messing with me, you're serious!?"

Sapnap nodded again with an almost bored expression "Yeah, i'm dead serious, i'm also tired and would like to go back to bed" Karl gently grabbed his wrist and led him over to the couch, Sapnap sat down with a yawn "More questions? Really?" Karl shook his head as he sat down next to Sapnap and started running his fingers through the ravenette's fluffy hair "Nope, feel free to go back to sleep"

Sapnap flopped over so that he was laying across Karl's lap, one leg dangling over the side of the couch as he let his ryes droop shut, he was asleep within moments. Karl gave him a fond smile as he ruffled his hair, Sapnap's sleek black tail was draped over the arm of the couch as he slept "I feel like I should tell Quackity" He muttered to himself, he glanced down at the peaceful face of the boy

"Or this could just be... our little secret, yeah, Big Q doesn't NEED to know..."