FavreMySabre Incorrect Quotes (SS/SSO/RQ/SL)

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Totally didn't make a new au that I may make into a book what are you talking about-

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 Sabre/Colle Fusion Au where no one knows about it >:D

M: *Answers phone.* Hello?

Sabre: It's Sabre.

M: What did they do this time?

Sabre: No, it's me, M. It's actually me.

M: What did you do this time?

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Sabre (Currently Drugged because Experiments happened-) : Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'

M: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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ProfRed: But that's censorship.

Time: Well done. You are correct. You're being censored. Now go.

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M: I'm having problems with a guy...

Sabre: Like his dead body won't fit into your trunk kind of problems, or you like him kind of problems?

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Colle(Mystery): Seriously, I have no idea what to do.

Colle(Mystery): Oh, wait! Yahoo! Answers.

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Sabre: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Sabre: And atoms never touch each other.

Sabre: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this Steve.

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M: Sabre got into a fight.

Colle(Mystery): That's bad.

Colle(Mystery):

Colle(Mystery): Did they win?

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*Colle(Mystery) is shopping with ProfRed*

Colle(Mystery): Can I get a silenced pistol?

ProfRed: If there's one on sale.

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(Before the Whole Fusion thing and Before RQ When Colle And professor Red were Kids)

Colle(Mystery): Come on, you need to go to bed.

ProfRed: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die!

Colle(Mystery): ...

Colle(Mystery): What the hell, Mr. Snuffles—

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Sabre: Last night I found out M is a sleep talker.

Origin: Oh, really?

Sabre: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

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Origin: I CAN'T DO IT!

Time, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Origin: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

ProfRed: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.