Same au as last Chapter!
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Void: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
M: Wasn't Sabre with you?
Sabre: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Sabre: Say no to drugs.
Sabre: Say yes to drugs.
Sabre: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs, cause if you're talking to drugs... then you're on drugs.
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Time: Christmas lights?
Colle: Check.
M: Thermos of hot cocoa?
Colle: Check.
Void: Santa suits?
Colle: Check.
ProfessorRed: Shovel?
Colle: Check.
Sabre: Alibi and bail money?
Colle: Check- wait, WHAT?!
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Assistant Steve: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
ProfessorRed: Killed without hesitation.
(give him his First Creation back-)
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Kidnapper: We have your child
Time: I don't have a child?
Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich?
Time: Oh god, you have Sabre
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Void: I try to avoid pointless group activities. You know like school Christmas Parties or Jury Duty. To me, the most awful sound in the universe is that mangled first note of your peers singing happy birthday.
Sabre: Cool stance. Counterpoint: these are free cupcakes. Get over yourself and take one.
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Assistant Steve: *slams books down in front of Sabre*
Assistant Steve: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Sabre: You could of said literally anything else.
Assistant Steve: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble.
Sabre: I'm going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won't win. I realize this now.
(Average Sibling Conversation Totally-)
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Time: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?
M: Wait, what's the difference?
Time: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.
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ProfessorRed, to Assistant Steve: I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid 100 dollars in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.
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Sabre: Why be bored when you can be taped to a ceiling?
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Sabre: I may be stupid.
The Squad: ...
Sabre: Oh, did you think I was going to finish that sentence?
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Colle: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Void, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Sabre, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Void: Coming right up.
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*the Squad cleaning up*
Assistant Steve: Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.
ProfessorRed, to Void: Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—
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Sabre: The path to inner peace begins with four words... not my fucking problem.
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ProfessorRed: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
RedLeader: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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Sabre: You can answer almost anything with "Not since the accident."
Time: Actually, you can't.
ProfessorRed: Not since the accident.
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ProfessorRed: Hello friends!
The Squad:
ProfessorRed: You might be wondering why I'm taped to the ceiling
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Cop: You ran a red light.
ProfessorRed: So did you, hypocrite.
Cop: I was following you.
ProfessorRed: That was dumb, I'm a terrible driver.
Cop: Get out.
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ProfessorRed: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
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ProfessorRed, watching power lines fall down: RedLeader, Colle! The town is exploding and it's very pretty!
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ProfessorRed: Would anyone know any good vendors for professional-quality brass knuckles?
M: I know you're serious, but you say the scariest shit sometimes.
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RedLeader: This can't get any worse. Can it?
Assistant Steve: Sure it can - just give me a minute.
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