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    The Shards of his Heart 122

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    ProfRed: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. 
    Pheonix: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. 
    ProfRed: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? 
    Pheonix: Is it working?
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    Pheonix: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I'm near mine, I start acting stupid. 
    ProfRed: You always act stupid. 
    ProfRed: 
    ProfRed: Wait...
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    ProfRed: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. 
    Pheonix: Aren't you forgetting something? 
    ProfRed: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Pheonix's forehead before running out.* 
    Pheonix: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
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    ProfRed, talking about Pheonix: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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    ProfRed: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized. 
    Pheonix: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely* 
    ProfRed: That one. I want that one.
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    ProfRed: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type. 
    Pheonix, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying? 
    ProfRed: Perfect.
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    ProfRed: What do you want to be for Halloween? 
    Pheonix: Yours. 
    ProfRed: 
    ProfRed: ...yeah, that would be pretty scary.
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    Pheonix: I owe you one. 
    ProfRed: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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    Pheonix: We're getting married, bitches! 
    ProfRed: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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    ProfRed: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? 
    Pheonix: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? 
    ProfRed: Yes. 
    Pheonix: I'd sleep.
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    ProfRed: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. 
    Pheonix: Wow. They sound stupid. 
    ProfRed: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense. 
    Pheonix: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!" 
    ProfRed: I guess you're right. Hey Pheonix, I love you. 
    Pheonix: See! Just say that! 
    ProfRed: Holy fucking shit. 
    Pheonix: If that flies over their head then, sorry ProfRed, but they're too dumb for you.
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