Watcher1, pointing a camera at ProfRed: There they are, our sweet baby.
ProfRed, holding a cigarette and a beer: What-?
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Pheonix: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
ProfRed: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
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ProfRed: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."
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ProfRed, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Pheonix, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids.
Watcher1: What the fuck are you guys doing?
ProfRed: Playing systemic oppression.
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Watcher2: How's practice going?
ProfRed: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Watcher2: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.
ProfRed: ...you shouldn't be condoning this.
Watcher2: Don't tell me how to live my life.
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Watcher1, pointing to ProfRed's empty room: YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!?
Watcher2: I WAS ON BREAK.
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Pheonix: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and i feel like that's more accurate.
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Light: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
ProfRed: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
M: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
ProfRed: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Hypno: Did you burn an orange too? How???
ProfRed: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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Watcher1: You played me!
ProfRed: Like the cheap kazoo you are!
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Watcher2: So when are we gonna tell them?
ProfRed: Just give them a minute.
Watcher1: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*
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M: How long do you reckon it'll be until ProfRed finally snaps and commits murder?
Hypno: I've been going through life assuming it's already happened at some point and it's just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.
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Hypno: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business*
ProfRed, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY "FUCK YOU" IN FLOWER???
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Hypno: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Watcher2: And?
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