more Sabre/colle Fusion Incorrect qoutes! although some of them are if The two got unfused
Although Anything that Can be seen as them being fused they are Fused
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Colle: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Sabre: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Sabre, right after Colle leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Sabre: Yo! I heard you like reptiles, got any fun facts?
Colle: If a crocodile eats your dad, they become your new dad.
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Colle: What are your three best qualities?
Sabre: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Colle: You spent all our money on THIS??
Sabre, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Sabre: Hey Colle?
Colle: Yeah?
Sabre: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Colle:
Colle: ...What.
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Kidnapper: I have your partner.
Colle: What? I don't have a partner...
Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Colle: Oh my god, you have Sabre.
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Colle: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Sabre: ...We're on the ground floor.
Colle: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
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Sabre: Colle, you're such a genius!
Colle: Yes, I know.
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Colle, having recently lost their glasses: KILL THE BUG!!!
Sabre: ....That's a gecko—
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Sabre: What is the most illegal thing you can do with one gold?
Colle: Exchange it for a hundred copper, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
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Sabre: Why be bored when you can be taped to a ceiling?
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Colle: Does anyone know how to relax? Asking for a friend.
(Said friend being Sabre who's screaming in they're mind-)
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Colle: *working in a flower shop and minding their own business*
Sabre, storming into the store and slapping $20 on the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY "FUCK YOU" IN FLOWER???
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Sabre, looking at their reflection (Both are in control-) : Now, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
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