ProfRed: Well, you know what they say: Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men!
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Pheonix: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
ProfRed: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Pheonix: Fair point.
ProfRed:
ProfRed: Rude-
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ProfRed: As a responsible adult-
Watts: *chuckles*
ProfRed: ... As a responsible adult—
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ProfRed: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'
Pheonix: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
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Watts: Who wants to make fifty bucks?
ProfRed: How?
Watts: I need someone to take the fall.
ProfRed: What did you do?
Watts: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Sabre/Flash, from the other room: Oh my god.
Watts: ...
Sabre/Flash: OH MY GOD!
ProfRed: Make it a hundred.
Watts: Deal.
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ProfRed: The dinosaurs didn't rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn't have.
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Sabre/Flash: Live, laugh, love!
ProfRed: Die, cry, hate :D
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ProfRed: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Pheonix: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
ProfRed: Because we're out of doritos.
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ProfRed: I am a responsible adult!
Pheonix: *raises brow*
ProfRed: I am an adult.
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Sabre/Flash: What the hell is wrong with you?
ProfRed: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.
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ProfRed: *is throwing stones at Slade's window*
Slade: You have a phone for a reason, ProfRed!
*THUD*
Slade: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
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M (After he's cured): You know, ProfRed gives Pheonix flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Sabre/Flash: Okay.
*Later*
Sabre/Flash: *gives Pheonix flowers*
Pheonix: ???
Sabre/Flash: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
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ProfRed: I'd kill someone if you asked me to.
Watts: I'm pretty sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask you to.

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