Part 114- Hero Quest

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ProfRed: Well, you know what they say: Can't bake a pie without losing a dozen men!

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Pheonix: I can't take you seriously wearing that.

ProfRed: Aw, you take me seriously at all?

Pheonix: Fair point.

ProfRed:

ProfRed: Rude-

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ProfRed: As a responsible adult-

Watts: *chuckles*

ProfRed: ... As a responsible adult—

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ProfRed: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'

Pheonix: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Watts: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

ProfRed: How?

Watts: I need someone to take the fall.

ProfRed: What did you do?

Watts: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Sabre/Flash, from the other room: Oh my god.

Watts: ...

Sabre/Flash: OH MY GOD!

ProfRed: Make it a hundred.

Watts: Deal.

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ProfRed: The dinosaurs didn't rule the earth they were just alive. Stop giving them credit for administration skills they didn't have.

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Sabre/Flash: Live, laugh, love!

ProfRed: Die, cry, hate :D

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ProfRed: I am 39 cheetos tall.

Pheonix: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?

ProfRed: Because we're out of doritos.

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ProfRed: I am a responsible adult!

Pheonix: *raises brow*

ProfRed: I am an adult.

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Sabre/Flash: What the hell is wrong with you?

ProfRed: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.

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ProfRed: *is throwing stones at Slade's window*

Slade: You have a phone for a reason, ProfRed!

*THUD*

Slade: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

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M (After he's cured): You know, ProfRed gives Pheonix flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Sabre/Flash: Okay.

*Later*

Sabre/Flash: *gives Pheonix flowers*

Pheonix: ???

Sabre/Flash: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

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ProfRed: I'd kill someone if you asked me to.

Watts: I'm pretty sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask you to.


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