Pheonix: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
ProfRed: Those are bones, Pheonix.
Pheonix: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
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Pheonix: How long do you think it'll take?
ProfRed: I don't know, three or four.
Pheonix: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
ProfRed: Yeah, maybe five.
Pheonix: Five what?!
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Assistant: Do you have a self-care routine?
ProfRed: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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Pheonix: *Picks up hammer and breaks ringing cell phone.*
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M: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.
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ProfRed and Assistant: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
M:
Pheonix, exasperatedly: We have a guest.
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Pheonix: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Assistant: Not if they consent to it.
ProfRed: Depends on who your stabbing.
M: YES??!!?
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(This one is closer to the beginning of when The Prof became The Professor)
M: Did you just refer to a knife as a "people-opener"?
ProfRed:
ProfRed: ...Should I not have?
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ProfRed: Pros and cons of dating me.
ProfRed: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
ProfRed: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
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*ProfRed is casually searching around the room*
M: Hey ProfRed, what're you looking for?
ProfRed: My will to live.
*Pheonix walks into the room*
ProfRed: Oh, there it is.
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Pheonix: Did you buy eggs like I asked?
ProfRed: Even better!
Pheonix: What the fuck did you-
ProfRed: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.
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Pheonix: Why are you late?
ProfRed: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Pheonix: Overslept?
ProfRed: Overslept.
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ProfRed: You read my diary?
Assistant: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
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