If any of my work is copied, I will file a lawsuit, also if you want to share it give me credit or talk to me before you do so. I didn't do this before but I'm doing this now because of certain situations. Sorry but Thank you🙂 now on with the book.
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Banana: "hey"
You: "woah are you talking"
Banana: "yeah"
You: "I'm sorry to say this but I'm gonna eat you"
Banana: "I don't think so"
You: "but i-"
Banana: *peels off skin and runs*
You: *trips on banana peel and fall on a bunch of knife's that the banana set up knowing that your gonna eat it*
Banana: "mwua hahahahaha you will never get me"
You: *revive*
Banana: "AAAAHHHHH" *keeps running*
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A/n- I'm going to have more of these because why not, and thanks for reading.Hugs✌
-Dorah
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