100 Ways To Get Hurt

5.

You: *gets in bed, pulls up the covers, and looks at phone*

Phone: "nope, not tonight" *purposely closes*

You: "I must have forgotten to charge it" *puts it in charge and tries to open the phone*

Phone: "dammit, you know my weakness" *phone opens*

You: *goes on Instagram*

Phone: "I'm not gonna give up" *freezes*

You: "dammit" *turns phone on and off*

Phone: "why do you know all my weakness😭"

You: *goes on Netflix*

Phone: "hahahaha, you have no one to Netflix and chill with"

You: *cries and goes on Kik*

Phone: "haha, meet my friend autocorrect"

You: *types in 'wassup' and autocorrect changes it to 'was up'*
"-_-"

Phone: "MWUA HAHAHAHA"

You: *gets up to go play Pokémon Go*

Phone: *completely freezes*

You: "aw man"

Mom: "can I borrow your phone to call someone"

Phone: "NOOOOOOOO NOT HER, SHE BE NOSY"

You: "where's your phone?"

Mom: "its in charge"

You: "oh" *gives mom the phone*

*10 minutes later*

Phone: "😭 things happened, I don't want to talk about it"

You: "did she go on my messages? Good thing I don't use it a lot"

Phone: "please never leave me with her again"