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You: *looks at the elevator then looks at the stairs*

Stairs: "take me"

Elevator: "no take me"

Stairs: "no you need some exercise"

Elevator: "I'm much easier"

Stairs: "bish remember all those incidents when you got stuck"

Elevator: ".........."

Stairs: "Exactly so stfu"

You: *takes stairs*

*1 hour and 90 steps later*

Stairs: "well that was a good work out"

You: "yeah-" *deep breath* "it-" *deep breath* "wa-" *passes out*

Stairs: "ummm......ELEVATOR YOU WERE RIGHT!"

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