You: *looks at the elevator then looks at the stairs*
Stairs: "take me"
Elevator: "no take me"
Stairs: "no you need some exercise"
Elevator: "I'm much easier"
Stairs: "bish remember all those incidents when you got stuck"
Elevator: ".........."
Stairs: "Exactly so stfu"
You: *takes stairs*
*1 hour and 90 steps later*
Stairs: "well that was a good work out"
You: "yeah-" *deep breath* "it-" *deep breath* "wa-" *passes out*
Stairs: "ummm......ELEVATOR YOU WERE RIGHT!"

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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...