*you're at Walmart and you see pasta's*
Pasta: "oh no..."
You: "let me see how many pasta puns I can make"
Pasta: "aw man not again"
You: "what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta"
Pasta: "meh,that's an oldie"
You: "did you hear about the Italian chef? He pastaway"
Pasta: *tears* "Rest In Peace father"
You: "I'm gonna pasta few test this year"
Pasta: "yeah, okay I'll just..."
You: "do you know who's the coolest pasta around?"
Pasta: "Psh that's me"
You: "nope, its swaghetti yolognese"
Pasta: "damn him"
You: "you know that lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake"
Pasta: "okay, just go, we're done here"
You: "but-"
Pasta: "nope, bye"
You: "pasta lavista baby"
Pasta: "you just had to(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ"
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
Hài hướcWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
