100 Ways To Get Hurt

15.

You: *your taking a walk down the street with your umbrella in your hand knowing its gonna rain*

Bestfriend: "HEY BESTFRIEND!!!"

You: *act like you don't know who's that person*

Bestfriend: *runs and steals your umbrella*

*it starts raining*

You: "Dammit, come back here" *you start running too*

Bestfriend: "hehe,I thought you were acting didn't know me"

You: "uh, about that...."

Bestfriend: "if you yell out I'm your Bestfriend I'm gonna give you back your umbrella"

You: "THIS MA BESTFRIEND AND ANYONE WHO WANNA FIGHT ME-" *your Bestfriend cuts you off*

Bestfriend: "I said say I'm your Bestfriend, not have people call the cops on us XD" *you both stand under umbrella*

Umbrella: *turns in a way that its catching rain instead of repelling it*

You: "aw man"

Bestfriend: *fixes its*

Umbrella: *gets blown away by wind*

Wind: "this is now mine"

Umbrella: "nuuuuuuuu.......oh well"

You: "well(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ, that's my money going down the drain and that's a very uncaring umbrella"

Bestfriend: "you wanna play in the rain?"

You: "yeah sure,I lost my umbrella might as well get sick"

*y'all start to turn up in the rain like nobody is watching, and nobody is*

Rain: "（〜^∇^)〜,ಥ⌣ಥ, I wish I had a Bestfriend like that"

Rainbow: "BISH WHAT AM I, A ROACH?"

Rain: "I'm so sorry Bestfriend you've been gone for so long"

*rainbow becomes happy*

*2 days later*

You: *starts coughing*

Bestfriend: "I knew that was a bad idea"

You: "but it was your idea"

Bestfriend: "who told you to listen to me?"

You: "you know damn well I like stupid ideas"

Bestfriend: *sneezes* "wanna do something stupid later?"

You: "yup"

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Lesson- find yourself a awesome bestfriend and do stupid stuff together

Bestfriends can get hurt.