Donald Trump: "I will make America Great again"
Me: "was America ever great"
Hillary Clinton: "I will make people pay more taxes"
Me: "ummmm, aren't we gonna lose money though?"
Hillary Clinton: "but we need to build and make buildings"
Donald Trump: "we will make a border between the US and Mexico"
Me: "who's going to pay for it though?"
Donald Trump: "When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”
(I'm not even making this up, he actually said this)
Me: "ummm, last time I check, this was a free country and Mexico doesn't SEND people here, people choose to be here, and dont just assume"
Hillary Clinton: "must collect more taxes"
Me: "so basically we're just gonna lose more money, what's with the emails?"
Hillary: *smiles and waves*
Me: "ma'am you have been in pitics your whole life and you didn't change much what makes you think you'll change anything when you become president?"
Everyone on the internet: "OMG DONALD TRUMP IS GONNA DEPORT THE MEXICANS, THE AFRICANS ARE NEXT, HE'S A RACIST, HE HATES MUSLIMS, HILLARY IS GONNA MAKE US POOR, THE EMAILS ARE GONNA KILL US"
Me: *sips tea* "okay, stop over exaggerating and we're gonna be fine"
Donald Trump: *wins election*
Everyone on the internet: "BYE, IM MOVING, ಥ_ಥ WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"
Me: "meh, oh well, America was screwed either way" *carrys on with 'normal' day (^.^)*
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
