You: *somehow ended up watching a tutorial on how to put on makeup*
Guy: "alright so today we will be going for the natural look"
You: "sooooo, no makeup?"
Guy: "first you'll apply the-"
You: "psh I got this" *goes and gets some make up*
You: "looks about right" *goes on another video*
Video: "shrek is love, shrek is-"
You: "nope, next"
Video: "it's Domo and CRISSYYYYY!!!"
You: *watches other peoples lives trying to avoided your own*
Video: *deadpool 2 trailer*
You: "why is there a phone Booth in the middle of the road? Do those even exist anymore?"
Video: "100 layers of nail Polish"
You: "see, now that's just a waste of time and nail Polish"
Video: "reacting to....."
You: *notices that you're just watching another person watching a video when you could be watch that video yourself*
Video: "THE NEW AND IMPROVED IPHONE"
You: "YOU KNOW DAMN WELL ITS THE SAME THING WITH EXTRA LENS AND ZEROS" *my opinion*
Video: "how my teacher tried me today"
You: "same, like I don't got time for that"
Video: "DROPPING IPHONE FROM 10,000 FEET!!!!!!"
You: "what waste of money"
Video: "Cringe dance videos from musical.ly"
You: "this generation is just..."
Video: "how to earn a lot of money with no work"
You: "THE LIESS"
Family member: "CAN YOU GO WASH THE DISHES?"
You: *puts everything away and fake sleeps*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
MizahWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...