You: *is about to go take a shower to get ready for school*
Towel: "YOU FORGOT MEEE!"
You: "woops" *takes towel, wraps around self, and goes to bathroom mirror*
Mirror: "hello there cutie"
You: *looks around* "who? me?"
Mirror: "well you're the only one here so..."
You: "why thank you(⌒_⌒;)"
Soap: "..............hi............"
You: *goes to shower, and opens to warm water*
Mirror: *starts to fog up* "nuuuuu....*
Soap: "why do people usually take warm showers?"
You: "I dunno" *takes soap, but ends up juggling with it even though you have no clue how to juggle*
Soap: "WOAH...WOOPS..WHAAAA...IM GONNA FA-"
You: *drops soap by accident* "aw man" *contemplates on whether you should pick it up or not*
Soap: "I'm still here you know"
You: *ends up not picking up the soap and leaves it on the shower floor for someone else to pick it up*
Soap: "yo, I made a new friend called bacteria"
You: *finishes taking shower with the other soap*
Soap: *gasp* "so I'm not needed anymore? I see how it is"
You: *is done taking shower, takes towel, closes the bathroom lights, and goes to room*
Soap: "crap, its really dark. At least I have my friend with me right?"
*crickets*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
MizahWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
