100 Ways To Get Hurt

20.

The socially popular.

Friend: "you coming to the party Saturday?"

You: "what party?"

Friend: "the one for, Fred's,moms, sister's, brother's, friend's, Bestfriends, auntie's, bridesmaids, kid."

You: "first of all, I got lost at the name Fred, second of all I don't know any of those people, third of all I don't recall getting invited to any party"

Friend: "well I invited you behind your back without your permission so they know you're coming because I knew you would say no"

Dammit, of course I'd say no

You: "well, yeah I'm not going"

Friend: "cmon, I got your party clothes and some Advil for tomorrow morning"

You: "but I don't wanna go"

Friend: "okay fine you don't have to"

You: "really, oh okay" *goes to sit down*

Friend: "Yup you don't have to go because I'm gonna take you there"

You: "oh oka-wait what?"

Friend: *picks you up and puts you over shoulder*

You: "have you been going to the gym?"

Friend: "yup and next time I go your going with me"

You: "um, when did I agree to this?"

Friend: "you didn't I already signed you up, okay time for you to choose what you want to wear"

You: "what am I gonna do with you"

Friend: "your gonna go to the party that's what, okay now come on are you gonna wear normal jeans and a random shirt or everything tight? Oh wait how about nothing at all because that's how your going to end up anyways"

You: "how did you- that was once- shut up ╥﹏╥"

Friend: "fine normal and random it is, but I'm telling you..."

You: *gets dress and goes outside with and sees a limo* "when did you-"

Friend: "oh didn't I tell you? I rented us a limo so when we walk in we look like VIP"

You: "but i-" *friend puts you in the limo*

Friend: "I have about 5 parties to go to today so come on we need to hustle"

You: *sigh* "I'm gonna die"

Friend: "oh on that note, NEVER drink the punch like seriously there's always something in it and its not usually punch"

You: "then what i- know what, I don't even wanna know let's just get this over with"

Friend: "YASSSS THATS THE SPIRIT LETS PARTY AND DRINK TILL MORNING WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

*10 hours later*

Friend: "that was a terrible idea"

You: "I told you I didn't wanna go"

Friend: "who told you to go? And where's the Advil?"

You: "but you- never mind"

Friend: "hey, don't mind me I'm just too socially popular" *falls asleep on your couch*

You: "(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ what am I gonna do with you ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ?" *falls asleep on floor*

Your mom: "what...in...the...holy...fudge...Sundays...is wrong with you tw-" *accidentally slipped on banana peel from about a week ago*