*Everything that I'm gonna write (in this chapter) is an even that actually occurred*
Internet part 3.
Internet: "man tries to shoot Donald Trump but misses"
You: "how did you mi- oops I mean he should totally be in jail right now"
Internet: "as the election gets closer, america is more screwed then ever"
You: "Psh, as if we were bad as it is already just imagine Americas future, isn't the world greatಥ_ಥ"
Internet: "Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can-"
You: "ummm no, you can't just throw your mistakes away"
Internet: "-upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito"
You: "How...in the world...does one...mistaken...a burrito...for a baby?! (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ"
Internet: "Headlines-room with no air conditioners are hot"
You: "(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉHow bored must you be to write a report of something this obvious?"
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*if you thought I was joking, this legit made headlines*
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
