"Well, its no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone about your secret, thereby adding another secret to their collection of secrets, secretly"
-Spongebob Squarepants
*GUYSSSS SPONGEBOB IS BEING DISCONTINUED ON OCTOBER 17TH 2016 AFTER 17 YEARS AND I'M JUSTᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ (sorry for the people who don't know the show) Kay bai*
You: *met spongebob somehow*
Spongebob: "you know, I'm so bad, that I only looked one way when I crossed the street"
You: "I'm so bad I drank orange juice after I brushed my teeth"
Spongebob: "ooooo that's good, you know, I don't know why strangers say 'I don't bit' like yeah because when I first meet someone I think 'oh my gosh this person's gonna bite me' like ヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉ, wow I changed to conversation fast"
You: "yeah-"
Spongebob: "you remind me of squidward, you both just don't care"
You: "yeah that's true, wanna get some food?"
Spongebob: "nah I don't really feel like it"
You: "wanna make a krabby patty?"
Spongebob: "nah I don't re- did you say krabby patty?!"
You: "yeah"
Spongebob: "why didn't you say that before?"
*okay, I'm may be childish and whatever for watching this show, but its my child hood*
Kay bai (again)
*hugs*
-Dorah
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
