You: *looks at apple, then looks at pizza*
Apple: "I'm very healthy and nutritious, I provi-"
Pizza: "nobody cares, I'm sexy and tasty, apple BUH BAIIIII"
Apple: "whatever, I'm gonna get my dad pineapple on you -_-"
Pizza: "whatchu talking about? I'm a pineapple pizza, there are pineapples on me"
Apple: *HAS BEEN TRIGGERED*
You: *takes pizza and slowly backs up not knowing what to do*
Apple: "YOU SON OF A-"
Pizza: "ayeeeee, chillllllll, you can also make apple pizza, but I don't think humans make those"
Apple: *tries to jump to pizza but fails and ends up falling on the floor*
Pizza: "that honestly wasn't worth it"
You: "yeah, it really wasn't"
Apple: "oh shut up you and pick me up"
You: "say please"
Pizza: "no, say cheese"
Apple: "IM NOT SAYING PLEASE OR CHEESE, JUST GET ME OFF THIS FREAKING FLOOR"
You: "meh, suit yourself, you could've jusr been nice" *closes kitchen light and takes pizza to living room*
Apple: "UGHHH-"
Knife: "will you shut up, don't try me today I'm not afraid to cut a betch"
Apple: *silences*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
