Internet part 2.
You: "WOOOOO, LETS SEE WHATS POPPIN"
Internet: "existential crisis"
You: "wow this is starting off great"
Internet: "why is lemonade is made from artificial crap but lemon scented cleaners are made with real lemons?"
You: "flipping idiots make this stuff that's why"
Internet: "KITTIES"
You: "ヽ(*≧ω≦)ﾉ"
Internet: "puppies"
You: "(☆^O^☆)"
Internet: "blob fish"
You: "(￣^￣) where my cuteness at though?"
Internet: "Rihanna and Drake perform together"
You: "THE SHIP HAS SAILED"
Internet: "Instagram copies Snapchat"
You: "hmmm how do I feel about this....well some people can't download Snapchat but then again isn't this copying?"
Internet: "memes.......memes everywhere"
You: "I shall see the day the meme gods and goddesses rule the world"
Internet: *people write save the trees on paper*
You: "OKAY OKAY HOLD UP, YOU WROTE SAVE THE FREAKING TREES, ON PAPER, THAT IS MADE FROM TREESヽ(*ﾟｰﾟ*)ﾉBOI(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ"
Internet: "LETS GET LIIIIIIITTTTT"
You: "WOOOOO┗(＾0＾)┓┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)└（★ｏ★）┐（〜^∇^)〜(ノ^o^)ノ└(^o^)┐"
Internet: "what are you doing with your life?"
You: "I wonder the same thing"
Internet: "why aren't you outside?"
You: "you see.....um.....what happened was......"
Internet: *you've gotten a message from Felisha* "hey Lil thang there's a party at my crib tonight come over at 5:00 to see whats poppin"
You: "something tells me I should go, should I follow my instincts or say bye Felisha?"
Internet: "Pokemon go takes over the world"
You: "well, there better WiFi at that party" *shuts down computer*
Internet: "I shall be back"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
