You: *goes on instagram*
Insta: *buy a fidget spinn-*
Teacher: "May you please get off your phone, this is not socializing time"
You:
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Teacher: "Mr. Lang will you please stop spinning that fidgety spin thing or whatever it is"
Lang: "but why?"
Teacher: "It's a distraction to the class and it's stopping you from getting your education"
You: "how...."
Lang: "but it helps with my OCD"
Some kid: "First of all, the first fidget spinner came around the 1990s, so you had your whole life to get one, second of all you don't even have OCD"
Lang: "how do you know I don't have OCD?"
Some kid: "I'M RELATED TO YOU"
Lang: "Oh yeah, wassup sis"
Teacher: "now put the spinner away Lang"
Lang: *Keeps playing with it*
Teacher:
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YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
