Me: *lips are chapped*
Brain: "ya don't need chap stick, just lick them"
Me: "but that'll make them mo-"
Brain: "Just do it"
Me: *has a bunch of problems*
Brain: "you know what you should do?"
Me: "what?"
Brain: "absolutely nothing"
Me: "can you remember this part of the book?"
Brain: "no"
Me: "but you need it for the test"
Brain: "no"
Me: "but-"
Brain: "no"
Me: "So you can remeber a whole song but not whenever I study you forget everything"
Brain: "exactly"
Me: *walks out the house*
Brain: "you forgot something"
Me: "what is it?"
Brain: "I don't know"
Me: "Oh look, it's 9"
Brain: "go to sleep"
Me: "okay"
Brain: "NO, STAY UP TILL 3 AM, WOOOOOOO"
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
