Internet part 1.
Internet: "they haven't made nutella oreos yet"
You: *gives death stare*
Internet: "a guy stepped on a Lego"
You: "whyyy......."
Internet: "new species of animals found"
You: O.o
Internet: "dabb"
You: *dabbs*
Internet: "everyone is free to marry who they want no matter religion or gender"
You: *cries of happiness*
Internet: "Pokémon go has taken over the world"
You: "eh I'm not surprised"
Internet: "someone told you to go kill yourself"
You: "well tell them to step on a Lego"
Internet: "someone said your ugly"
You: "eh probably true, but tell them look in the mirror before calling anyone ugly"
Internet: "someone got hacked"
You: *changes password*
Internet: "Trump has a big chance of becoming president"
You: *moves to Canada*
Internet: "new YouTube video uploaded"
You: "oh I'll just watch this one video" *35 YouTube videos later* "the hell am I watching?"
Internet: "new story uploaded on wattpad"
You: "YASSSSSSS I knew you wouldn't let me down" *reads for a bunch of hours* "what time is it?"
Internet: "Beyonce goes on formation tour"
You: *listens to her music and probably sings or dance*
Internet: "you got an invite to a party"
Your brain: "DONT DO IT"
Your heart: "Reject them nicely"
You: "sorry I'm busy" *goes on Netflix*
Internet: "its body positivity week"
You: *takes a bunch of pictures* "yup, I look hot af*
Internet: " CLICK ON THIS TO GET A PRIZE......THIS IS NOT A AD........GET FREE STUFF.......WIN A MILLION DOLLARS"
You: "hell no"
Internet: "a celebrity gets surgery for bigger but and fuller lips"
You: "well, that's your money, so you do you boo but there's always something called squats and donating some money to Africa, just saying"
Internet: "There's a new song out right now"
You: *listens to song and probably dances and sings also*
Internet: "SOMEONE ASKED ME WHATS A DABB LIKE WHO DOES THAT, WHAT WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN!!??!?"
You: "aren't you over exagerating?"
Internet: "OH HELL NO, THIS PERSON NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO DABB"
You: *dabbs*
Internet: "LET'S TURN UP AYYYYY"
You: *starts turning up* "I AM THE PRESIDENT OF BADBITCHICA BECAUSE IM A BAD BISH IM A IM A BAD BISH"
Internet: "there's a new makeup line ou-"
You: "nope"
Internet: "read this if you wanna be sad and depressed"
You: "nahh, not today"
Internet: "man goes to jail fo-"
You: "nope, too much internet for today" *goes eat*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
ComédieWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
