Life part 1.
Life: "so how are you doing?"
You: "everything is great, why?"
Life: "because I'm gonna ruin everything for you"
You: "but whyಥ_ಥ?"
Life: "because you can't be perfect"
You: "I'm not perfect though"
Life: "it doesn't matter"
You: *goes on phone*
Life: *breaks phone*
You: *talks to your partner*
Life: *makes partner break up with you*
You: "eh I saw that coming"
Life: *makes you cry*
You: "ಥ_ಥ"
Life: *gives you problems*
You: "(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ"
Life: *makes you go on social media*
You: "ಥ⌣ಥ, ಠ_ಠ ,ಥ_ಥ"
Life: *gives you problems*
You: *either faces problems like a boss, or goes and hides in a corner*
Life: *gives you lemons*
You: *squeezes them in Hitlers face*
Life: *gets hurt*
You: "LIFE HURTS(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ"
Life: "you have to choose between food and not getting fat"
You: "let me think about that while I grab a slice of pizza"
Life: *gives you a cookie*
You: "thanks"
Life: *kicks you*
You: "wha-"
Life: *takes back the cookie*
You: "my cookie.........ಥ_ಥ"
Life: *gives you more lemons*
You: *makes tequila shots*
Life: *becomes a thug*
You: "thug life😎"
Life: *gives you hope*
You: *lost hope*
Hope: "WHERE AM I!!???!?"
Life: *gives you lemons*
You: "makes orange juice"
Life: "wha.....how?"
You: *leaves everyone wondering how you made orange juice out of lemons*
Life: "you make life confusing"
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Lesson- life hurts sometimes
I might not be updating for about a few weeks or so, school is about to start again for me so that's all that's on my mind right now.
Hugs✌
-Dorah
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
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