100 Ways To Get Hurt

25.

The soccer mom friend.

You: "hey👋"

Friend: "hey, how was your day?"

You: "ya know just eat, sleep, internet, repeat"

Friend: "you need to get out more, know what I'm taking you to the park"

You: "nooooooooo"

Friend: "its gonna be fun don't worry"

You: "meh"

Friend: *picks out outfit for you, gets some water bottles, and packs you lunch"

You: "umm how long are we gonna be at the park for?"

Friend: "probably like an hour or so, don't forget your sunscreen"

You: "I don't need it"

Friend: *secretly packs sunscreen*

*y'all go to the park*

You: *gets hit in the head by a Frisbee*

Friend: *comes to you with an emergency package and puts a bandaid on the cut*

You: *sits down trying to enjoy view and accidentally gets sunburned*

Friend: *pours water on you* "I told you you'd need sunscreen"

You: "it'll be fun she said, don't worry she said-_-"

Friend: "hey look that's Felisha from school"

You: *gives Felisha death stare*

Friend: "cmon be nice"

Felisha: "hey Lil thang how you doin"

Felisha's bf: "cmon Lil hoe let's go"

You: "bye Felisha"

Friend: "cmon its time to play soccer, don't forget the sunscreen"

You: "aw fudge ;-;....I'm mean hooray this will be so much fun"

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Whoever said black people can't get sunburned is probably wrong.

Last summer I went to a water park and my shoulders were literally red an hour after and I'm black;-; so I mean...

*hugs*

-Dorah