Mom: *calls your name*
You: *pretends to be asleep*
Mom: *calls name even louder*
You: *still pretends to be asleep*
Mom: *comes into your room and calls your name*
You: *doesn't move a muscle, doesn't even breath*
Mom: *gets out*
You: *breaths and moves a little*
Mom: "good, you're awake, come wash the dishes"
You: "how in the world.........mom, do you have superpowers?"
Mom: "raising you IS a superpower, now come wash the dishes"
You: "-_-"
Mom: "and when you're done with that take out the trash, clean your room, and go take a shower"
You: *~T_T~*
Mom: "I'll be back in a few hours, everything should be done by then"
You: "okay"
Mom: "Kay bye sweetie"
You: "bye" *goes back to sleep as soon as mom closes the door*
*a two hour nap later*
You: *wakes up and checks the time* "oh crap" *has 10 minutes to get everything ready and clean, goes back to sleep*
Mom: *comes home* "this child...." *sigh*
You: *you feel the disappointment your mom has, so you get up* "sorry mom, I was tired so I fainted"
Mom: "it's not too late to wash the dishes"
You: "I still feel a little faint"
Mom: "-_-"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
