*interview with you and your nosy friend*
Friend: "okay, so I'm gonna ask a bunch of stupid questions and you're gonna answer them without questioning me"
You: "wh-okay"
Friend: "why are you still single?"
You: "because..........humans"
Friend: "that's a terri-great reason"
You: "(^～^)"
Friend: "what do you do when you're bored"
You: "eat, sleep, wattpad, and repeat"
Friend: "why do people say never mind?"
You: "because the person was too stupid to understand the first three times"
Friend: "where do you see yourself in the future?"
You: "in Canada"
Friend: "why do you care?"
You: "because why not"
Friend: "why are people giving up?"
You: "because........ America.......Donald tru-"
Friend: "OKAY, I think that's a wrap"
You: "now I'm hungry"
Friend: "why?"
You: "stop questioning me (☆^ー^☆)"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
