The competitive. Creds to HeyItsLibby
You: "hey wanna go to the gym?"
At the moment you knew that you had made the wrong decision.
Friend: *gets mountain climbing gear and a bunch of unnecessary stuff for the gym*
You: "why do you have shirt that says 'eat my dust' on it?"
Friend: "because that's what your gonna do 😏"
You: "oh gosh😤😥, I'm gonna die"
Friend: *goes on treadmill*
You: *sneaks off too a food court*
Friend: "OH HELL NO, the only court you're going to is a tennis court"
You: "-_-"
Friend: "come on race me on the treadmill to see who can last longest"
You: "okay, but if I die you're planning the funeral"
Friend: *grabs you and runs to treadmill*
*people look at you two like y'all crazy*
You: "I DONT KNOW THIS PERSON"
Friend: "y'all wanna race too?" *ends up stepping on wire* "you motherf-"
Random person: "there are kids here"
You: "well one day that kid is gonna see a banana and suck it"
Kid: "daddy I want a banana"
Friend: *O.o*
Banana: "DID SOMEBODY CALL ME!?" *nobody heard it and it got squished by the gym equipment*
You: "is your leg okay?"
Friend: "no, I'm sorry to say but we can race today"
You: "YES-wait I meant umm.....oh no aw man I Totally wanted to race today"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
