Gloomy bear (deep growly voice): "How do you describe the color red to a blind person?"
Someone: "well........When you dip her in the dance floor, it is the color of her dress. When she whispers in your ear it's the color of her lips. When you make love, it is the trace you want her to leave all over your body. When she places her palm over your heart, it is the color that comes to the surface as her fingertips trail like a sentence that can never be finished. When you see her in the bedroom with another, it is the color of your breath. When you smash the vase in the hall, it is the color that threatens you when you abandon the shattered pieces. When you scream at the top of your lung, it's the color that pierces in the atmosphere. When she hears you it's the color of her pulse. When you look in her eyes for the last time, it is the fading color of your heart falling to your knees. It is not the color you want to see when she leaves."
Me: "I want to hurt whoever hurt you" *hugs gloomy bear*
Gloomy bear: "I want to kill them"
Jimmy: "I'm too young for this"
Me: "who let a 5 year old into the bar?"
Billy: "who let a bear into the bar?"
Me: "bro, shut up Billy"
Gloomy bear: "Do you want a hug Billy?" *pic up there*
Me: "hey gloomy bear, what would you do if someone made a book based on hurt?"
Gloomy bear: "Then the book would be pretty much about me"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
