Road: "why don't you cross me?"
Chicken: "because I don't want to"
Road: "why don't you want to?"
Chicken: "because I don't have to"
Road: "why don't you have to"
Chicken: "because I'm not forced to"
Road: "why aren't you forced to?"
Chicken: "because I don't want to be forced"
Road: "so why don't chickens cross the road"
You: *crosses the road*
Chicken: "because humans do."
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
