Me: "any advice you would like to give to everyone"
Gloomy bear: "I have a list:
○Don't be annoying to the point where you're about to get killed
●getting hurt is okay but to a certain extent
○Have safe sex
●Get tested for everything
○honestly just don't have kids
●if you do, raise them right
○Live life to the fullest
●hurting yourself to stop hurting other people will always hurt the other person unless you're Hitler then I could care less
○life doesn't have a rewind button
●Ummm, I'll think of more later
○Animals mind their own business and humans come out of nowhere to mess with their freaking habitats and when the humans get hurt we get blamed"
Me: "are you talking about harambe"
Gloomy bear: "yeah, and that sealion"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
