Gloomy bear: "perfection is false, reality is real, sorry to inform you but that's just the deal"
Me: "well wow"
Gloomy bear: "am I loved and wanted?"
Me: "yes, yes you are"
Gloomy bear: "but some kids are scared of me and I'm always gloomy"
Me: "remember that kid that kept asking questions?"
Gloomy bear: "yeah, he's weird, I like that kid"
Me: "he loves you and so do I"
Gloomy bear: "awe, give Gloomy a hug"
Me: "don't kill me"
Gloomy bear: "I won't"

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100 Ways To Get Hurt
ComédieWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...