You: *is at Walmart and you find yourself in the candy aisle*
Chocolate: "pick me up"
You: "I can't"
Chocolate: *come on, just pick me up*
You: "I don't think my auntie will buy you"
Chocolate: "just do it"
You: "but I-"
Chocolate: "no buts"
You: "but-"
Chocolate: "you know you want me"
You: "you know you'll die if I eat you right?"
Chocolate: "why do you think I'm telling you to take me?"
You: "but I-"
Chocolate: "DO IT!"
You: "picks up chocolate"
Chocolate: "finally"
You: *sigh* "I'll probably get prehypertension from all the sugar"
Chocolate: "don't worry hun, you gonna be fine"
*one chocolate bar gone later*
You: "well, I'm fine"
Chocolate: "the acid in your stomach burns"
You: "shhhhh, I'm watching a movie"
Chocolate: "aww man, I should of stayed with them idiots at the store"
*And that's when the chocolate regretted its life choices*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
