David: *Is laying on the grass*
Tally: "Hey tacos, why you laying on the grass?"
David: "is calling me tacos supposed to be racist?
Tally: "no, so paco why are you on the grass it's so dirty?"
David: "dude, rly"
Tally: "Juan, answer my question"
David: "you litteraly called me 3 different names, I'm not Mexican"
Tally: "but you're on the grass"
David: "I swear..."

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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...