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Gloomy bear: "alright does anyone have questions?"

A little kid: "What do you like to eat?"

Gloomy bear: "sometimes humans when they annoy me"

Me: "How tall are you?"

Gloomy bear: "about 6'6"

A little kid: "you sound scawwy"

Gloomy bear: "trust me, humans with terrible personalities are scarier"

A little kid: "where were you born?"

Gloomy bear: "Japan"

Me: "one of my fave countries"

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