Gloomy bear: "alright does anyone have questions?"
A little kid: "What do you like to eat?"
Gloomy bear: "sometimes humans when they annoy me"
Me: "How tall are you?"
Gloomy bear: "about 6'6"
A little kid: "you sound scawwy"
Gloomy bear: "trust me, humans with terrible personalities are scarier"
A little kid: "where were you born?"
Gloomy bear: "Japan"
Me: "one of my fave countries"

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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...