*Its the return of the banana*
Banana: "I will hurt you human"
You: "what was that noise?"
Banana: "dammit"
You: *sees the banana hiding behind the TV* "you've gotten old, I see brown spots"
Banana: "psh, I'm looking as good as ever"
You: *gets closer to the banana*
Banana: "human, what are you doing?"
You: "about to put you in the trash" *tries to grab banana*
Banana: *runs to the kitchen* "nope not today"
You: *gets a hold of banana*
Banana: "put me down or I'm calling the cops"
You: "alright then" *you drop it in the trash*
Banana: "that's not what I- hey its not so bad in here, hey pineapple how you doing?"
Pineapple: "I cracked open and my mothers skeleton is next to me, how do you think I'm doing"
Banana: "wow, well my peel left me so life's not treating me well either"
Pineapple: "well, we're heading the same place so oh well"
Banana: "oh hell no, I ain't staying in this dump I'm breaking out of here"
Pineapple: "first of all, we aren't at the dump yet we're in the trash, second of all, good luck with that nothing can break out of here"
Banana: "whatever, I'm gonna break out of this trash can and you'll see, and one day...just one day I SHALL RULE THE WORLD"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
