Best Girl Friend: "hey wanna go on a walk with me and my boyfriend?"
You: "uhhhhh-"
B.G.F: "cmon its gonna be fun"
You: "😐 what's 'fun' about being a third wheel?"
B.G.F: "you're not a third wheel, you're more like......a person that's comes with me, just come one for me pleaseeeee"
You: "yeah okay, this will be great"
B.G.F: "now that's the attitude"
*many hours later*
B.G.F: *holds hands with her boyfriend*
You: "oh just my luck, that's great"
B.G.F's boyfriend: "sooo, are you dating someone"
B.G.F: "heyyy don't ask that"
B.G.F's Boyfriend: *silence*
You: "damn he got on hush mode real quick"
B.G.F: "me and him are gonna go back to his house, you wanna go too?"
You: "nahh, I'll just walk home"
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
UmorismoWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
