"Our father who art in heaven, Harambe be thy name. Your enclosure come, bad shit will be done, on earth as it is in Cincinnati zoo, give us this day our daily banana, and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive little kids that trespass our enclosures. Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from stupid Americans, for harambe is the kingkong the power and the glory, forever and ever.
Banana."
-someone on the internet
Banana: "IM BACK HOES"
*absolutely no one hears the banana*
Gorilla: "come here"
Banana: "are you going to eat me?"
Gorilla: *licks lips* "of course not"
Banana: "oh okay, just don't touch me, I got a new peal" *walks close to gorilla*
Gorilla: *tries to grab banana but misses*
Banana: *runs* "hey I said no touching"
Gorilla: "but you didn't say no eating"
You: "what a beautiful day at the zoo"
Banana: *goes to where monkeys are* "phew I'm safe here"
Monkey: "I see that we have a visitor" *licks lips*
Banana: "DAMMIT EVERYONE WANTS TO CHASE ME TODAY, I KNOW I'M SEXY BUT DONT EAT ME!" *slowly tip toes backwards*
*gorilla and monkey argues on who gets banana while banana gets far away from them*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
