You: *put ear buds in pocket*
Ear buds: "let's just dance around and see what happens"
You: *takes out phone and starts playing music*
Ear buds: "oh no, the human is gonna take us out, quick, go back to normal" *but it was too late*
You: *takes out ear buds* "Dammit, didn't I just put you in my pocket?" *tries to fix the ear buds back to normal but it takes 10 minutes*
Ear buds: "okay next time let's just hug"
*next time*
You: "Dammit, why does this keep happening"
Ear buds: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
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Y'all know that show⬆?
Hugs ✌
-Dorah

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