Mom: "Wake up, you're going to be late for school"
you: "-_- mom, its an hour before school"
Mom: "I need some alone ti-I mean you need your education"
You: *gets up anyways with bed hair not caring how you look at the moment*
Dad: *wiggles eyes at mom*
Sister: "gross..." *secretly thinks its cute*
You: *doesn't notice anything and acts like zombie because you're dead tired*
Brother: *is sleeping*
Mom: "I've tried everything to wake him up but its just hard"
Sister: "that's why she said"
Mom: "what?"
Dad: "what"
You: *lifts head off table* "what? What happened?"
Sister: "hehehe ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° "
You: *gets cereal off the top of fridge* "do I pour milk first? Or cereal? Does it even matter?" *pours in cereal*
Mom: "um, your sister drank the last of the milk"
Sister: "(⌒_⌒;) hehehe, guilty"
You: *doesn't eat, instead goes to brush teeth*
Sister: "THERES ALSO NO MORE TOOTH PASTE"
You: "(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ isn't this a great morning?"
Mom: "it will be...͡° ͜ʖ ͡° "
You: "O_O"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
