Me: "honestly, clowns aren't scary to me, like seriously"
Friend: "THOSE FREAKING DEADLY THINGS, HOW CAN YOU NOT"
You: *eats but secretly wants to say something*
Me: "they're literally people in costumes and makeup, just think about how many killers you walk by everyday and then think about how many clowns you walk pass by"
Friend: "That doesn't make sense"
You: "you don't make sense"
Friend: "how?"
You: "you just called clowns things"
Friend: "well they a-"
Me: "sorry to interrupt but no, as I said before, they're literally just people"
Friend: "so are you on my side or Dorah's side"
Me: "what? Since when was there sides?"
Friend: "ummmm, shhh"
Me: "o_o"
You: "keep me out of this"
Me: "what's this argument about, like literally all I said was clowns aren't scary"
Friend: "exactly, they are scary"
Me: "I'm not gonna argue with you"
You: *eats*
Friend: "yay I win"
Me: "because I didn't wanna argue with you"
Friend: "-_-"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
