100 Ways To Get Hurt

50.

Internet part 4.

Internet: "The clowns-"

You: "NOPE"

Internet: "people are scared to go trick or treating because of the clowns"

You: "oh shet"

Internet: "do the #jujuonthatBeatchallenge"

You: "no"

Internet: "what are you gonna be this Halloween"

You: "me, duh"

Internet: "pumpkin spice latte"

You: *puts on sunglasses and goes to Starbucks*

Internet: "the great coral reef has officially been pronounced dead"

You: "ಥ_ಥ"

Internet: "there still isn't nutella oreos"

You: "WHAT THE ACTUA-"

Internet: "Donald Trump says he's gonna make America great again"

You: "was america ever great though, like honestly?"

Internet: "Donald Trump apologizes for talking disrespectfully about woman"

You: *sips tea and raises eyebrow* "uh-huh"

Internet: "He also says that Hilary Clinton should be in jail"

You: *sips more tea* "yeah. Sure."

Internet: "woman starts bleeding because she fell off the top of a car during a Donald Trump campaign"

You: "she's sooooooo smart" 

Internet: "this is one of the most, ridiculously, inhumane, dreadful, horrific, unspeakable, dreadful, monstrous, and sickening debate yet"

You: "its not that bad-"

Internet: "a bunch of people got hurt and some died"

You: "welp, never mind"

Internet: "do you pour in the milk or the cereal first?"

You: "does it matter?"

Banana: "IM BACK BETCHESSSS"

You: "wrong chapter fam"

Banana: "oh shet"

Internet: "once upon a time, not long ago-"

You: "I was a h-"

Mom: "you where a what?"

You: "I was a host...😅"

Internet: "thieves stole a whole vacation home in Brazil"

You: "how the f-"

Internet: "the house was discovered down the road"

You: "what a bunch of stupid idiots"

Internet: "someone got a tattoo that says 'never don't give up' on their arm"

You: "woops, there goes you and your tattoo artists brain"

Internet: "people are getting tattoo eyebrows"

You: ".........why........"

Internet: "Disney is making a High School Musical 4 and is expecting to be released in 2017"

You: *spits out tea* "oh shet"

Internet: "NASA's recent success-"

You: "TAKE ME OFF OF THIS PLANET AND GO OUT OF THIS WORLD" *leaves*

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Wassup people

So I've written 50 "chapters" now and I'm so surprised that I even got this far, I didn't even think I'd get past 10 so, YAYYYY!. I might not be be updating as much as I would like to because my mom is 4 months and a half pregnant with a baby girl so I have to help her with some stuff.

I want some opinions on this book so far because I'm only 1/4 of the way done and give me some positives and some critical thoughts (not TOO critical, I don't wanna have a heart attack) Thanks😊. I like the opinions of others. Okay have a good day (or night).

Kay baiii👋✌

*hugs*

-Dorah