Banana: "phew, glad I got away from that zoo"
Cookie monster: "is that a yellow banana shaped cookie"
Banana: "Ay listen man I'm the best banana in the world and I'm about to dominate dis bish" *walks around like a thug*
Cookie monster: *looks at banana very closely*
Banana: *slowly backs away from cookie monsters bad breath* "dude, not cool"
Cookie monster: "I'm sorry, I'll go now"
Banana: "bye, I'm about to dominate the world but I need some people's help"
*few days of walking later*
Money: "no way"
Banana: "cmon we'll rule the world together"
Money: "no, I am meant to be spent not take over"
Banana: "fine, but when I rule the world you'll change your mind"
Money: "I doubt that, bye"
Banana: "fine, bye" *walks away like a sad thug* "hmmm now to find an old friend of mine"
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Anyone watched sesame street as or child-or ever?
*hugs*
-Dorah
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