Mom: "hey sweetie how are you today?"
You: "what did you do? wait no what did I do?"
Mom: "cant I just talk to you without any suspicion?"
You: "ummmm....no"
Mom: "can I ask you a question?"
You: "suuurrrreee...."
Mom: "how would you feel about a new sibling?"
You: "mom......are you pregnant?"
Mom: "it was accident!"
You: "ha, I'm gonna tell my new sibling you said that"
Mom: "you were one too so I don't see the difference"
You: "O_O"
Mom: "good talk" *leaves the room*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
ComédieWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
