Rock: "ha, I'm heavier than both of you so I can crush you both"
Paper: "nope, I can wrap around you both"
Scissors: "IM NOT AFRAID TO CUT A BETCH"
Rock: *tries to break scissors*
Paper: *trying to save scissors life*
Scissors: *trying to kill both of them but also dying*
Rock: *ends up cracking*
Paper: *stops because of too many cuts*
Scissors: *break in half*
Rock: "this was a bad idea"
Paper: "ya think?"
Scissors: *still wants to kill both of them*
You: *gets a paper cut*
Paper: "betch bu-bye"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
