*somewhere on the internet*
Spongebob: "I had fun with my bestie today!"
Squidward: "I swear y'all gay"
Sandy: "says that guy who doesn't wear pants"
Patrick: "Why are you worried about us? You've been playing that clarinet for 10 years and you still suck"
Mr. Crabs: "get back to work"
Patrick: "shut your greedy self up and worry about who pearl real daddy is because I know damn well Maury didn't say she was yours"
Plankton: "^oh shoot #Boom"
Squidward: "Sandy, who was talking to your I-wanna-go-back-to-Texas looking self. Go suck on someone else's nuts other than spongebob because clearly Patrick has already filled that position."
That one guy: "MY LEG!"
Patrick: "#hell outta here"
Spongebob: "but I'm not gay tho....."
Squidward: "have you met yourself?"
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
