The weird.
*you two are in class sitting far in the back away from "normal" people*
Friend: "why are boobs so squishy?"
You: "well, because why not"
Friend: "do you think that the ants just watch humans and go 'wow they're gigantic idiots'?"
You: "probably, if I ever went to jail what would it be for?"
Friend: "probably for twerking on a cops car"
You: "omg that's so true"
Friend: "what about me?"
You: "you would probably throw a condom at a pregnant lady"
Friend: "yeah, and then I'd probably throw a banana at a single lady"
You: "yeah"
Friend: "wanna watch YouTube?"
You: "do I get to pick the video this time?"
Friend: "nope"
You: "but-but- fine"
Friend: "why are butts so big this year?"
You: "well....see what happened was-"
Friend: "let's go do something weird"
You: "you didn't even let me answer"
Friend: *gets you both in trouble for throwing bananas at the single and lonely teacher*
You: "(ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ I swe-"
Friend: *throws apples at teacher because you two got in trouble*
You: *has no choice but to join your weird friend in the trouble making*
*that one kid that records everything*
YOU ARE READING
100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
