Math equation: "Tommy has 77 pineapples, Bobby has 20 apples, Sally has 45 bananas, and Adam has fruits. All together it equals 200. How many fruits does Adam have?"
Me: *raises hand*
Teacher: "Yes?"
Me: "this equation is unhealthy and unnecessary"
Teacher: "how?"
Me: "who in their right mind buys 45 bananas and those many fruits when they're gonna expire in less than a few weeks."
Teacher: "its just a simple equation"
Me: "how is it a simple equation when I have so many questions as to why they need a unhealthy amount fruits."
Teacher: "just answer the question"
Me: "they could be going to add some fruity flavor to their drugs so they could sell them. Is this an illegal equation"
Teacher: "You're thinking too deep into this"
Some kid in the back of the class: "haha, don't go too deep into it"
Teacher: "I'm really too old for this"
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100 Ways To Get Hurt
HumorWassup Just read it. It's not really self explanatory but it's pretty nice. I made these, so they are mine. This is the kind of book you read when you don't want to read nothing serious, when you want to relate, or when you just want something chill...
