100 Ways To Get Hurt

4.

You: "alright, time to go for a run"

Shoelace: "hahaha, not today"

Shoe: "hush, I'm trying to make the humans feet comfortable with my sis"

Shoelace: "but honey, I'm trying to trip him with the help of my brother"

You: *puts on shoes and ties the shoelace*

Shoe: "cmon human start walking, I need my massage"

Shoe 2: "same here sis"

You: *starts walking*

Shoelace: "alright, plan A is in action" *unties self and his brother does the same*

You: *stops walking* "didn't I just tie you" *ties shoe again*

Shoe: "dammit human why did you stop"

Shoelaces: "mwua hahahaha, I made the human stop by untying myself"

Shoes: "but you stopped my massage"

Shoe 2: "I'm starting to rethink this marriage"

Shoelaces: "nooooooo, I'm sorry"

You: "alright, time to start running"

Shoelaces: *whispers to self so his wife can't hear* "time for plan B"

Shoe: "if you do anything we are getting a divorce"

Shoelaces: "oh crap"

You: *trips and falls* "dammit didn't I just tie you, that's it I'm going back to the house"

Shoe: "-_-"

Closet: "dude you messed up big time, your wife is mine now"

Shoelaces: "aw man"

Shoe: "who said we ain't gonna stay together"

Shoelaces and closet: "😐,o_o,?"